A salty seaman and an old pirate were in a smoky pub swapping
tales of their adventures on the high seas. The seaman noticed
that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asked, "So how did ye get yer peg leg?"
The pirate replied, "'Twas a bad storm at sea when I was swept
overboard into a school of man-eatin' sharks. Just as me men
was pullin' me out, a shark bit me leg off..."
"Aye" said the seaman. "And what about yer hook?"
"Well," reminisced the pirate, "'Twas the day we boarded an enemy
ship and got into a bloody sword fight with their swashbucklers.
In the heat of the battle, me hand got cut off by an enemy's sword..."
"Arrgh!" remarked the seaman. "How'd ye get your eyepatch?"
"'Twas a seagull dropping that fell into me eye..." replied the pirate.
"Ye lost yer eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked
"Aye," replied the pirate, "'Twas me first day with the new hook..."
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